Ear Candy

Look!
A silly old picture and a bunch of songs.
Go ahead, dwnld 'em. Put 'em on yer phone, listen to them. Delete the ones you don't like.

...and fer fuck sakes; if there's something on this mix tape that you really like, all the info is there for you to track it down and support the band in any way you can. Buy a shirt, download the mp3 from iTunes or whatever, Go to a show if you have the opportunity.
Jeeesh b'y.
Oh, la la mon ami.

* Check out my older posts for more 'mix tape' dnwlds.

PENIS

So apparently my old file hosting site (MediaFire) deleted and banned this .zip file and therefore these bunch of choones.
I've joined this new site (Mega) which seems cool, so we'll just go with that for now. - Click the 'download' link and it plops the .zip file on your desktop for ya automatically. Unzip from there, and save to whatever folder on your computer you want.
Sorry to anyone who tried to grab 'em over the weekend and the link didn't work
**Rock and/or roll

Yes, It's been a long time since I've done a 'mix-tape'.
Whateveh.
Aaaaanywayzzzz....
Grab some tunes, you may or may not like. Delete the stuff you don't, or just go look at some porn or something. I don't really fuckin' care. These are for MY mp3 player for when I'm on the move, and it's all stuff from my personal collection. - Some new, some old, some rare, some funny, some classic, some dead babies, some boob n bum implants, some mashed potato with sour cream n chives. Fuck off. :-)
Oh, and if these compilation things interest you, there's loads more on the main blog page. Now seriously, eat my shorts.

...and while that shit is downloading, watch some of this.
I fucking dare you.

This.

Bunch of Dummies

Have some muzak from my collection.

"The sky is falling!
The sky ain't falling; everything remains the same, you still got work in the morning." -Scroobius Pip

Shu... Shu.. Shu. Skull

Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull, Sushi Skull.

"Excuse me sir, I would like seven sushi skulls. Saaaawweet!"

anyways...
rock and/or roll

Nice Dress

You'll sink just as fast with that though...

Have some choones.
Happy whatever.

The Spirit of Kiss My Ass

Humbug; or something...
I'm not actually cranky, I just don't celebrate shit, and don't really plan to start because of a Mayan apocalypse or any other reason. Bring on another day so I can do more stuff!

Meanwhile, grab some songs from my personal collection you may or may not enjoy. Just remember, the delete button is your friend.

Extra Lean Ground Beef

I guess I've been busy...
+ a little bit of computer trouble again (bluugh).
It's been a while since I had a chance to update this.
...and I even had a few people asking when I was going to do another update. Sheesh... people care a little bit. Not many, but heh; whatever. I figured the 12/12/12 bullshit was reason enough to put some time aside to throw some songs together for people to sample.

Anyways...
Here my latest 'mix-tape'.
I've included some recent additions to my collection, plus some classics.
Ahem, classics as far as I'm concerned.....
Enjoy.

Drive Carefully...

...Avoid Accidents.
"Honey, how many times do I have to say you probably shouldn't drive after you've had 15 martinis."

Here's some songs that have nothing to do with this picture.

Sound Movement

MUZAK
Get it.

Magic Potions?

That's not magic!
You fucking liar!
Now - fuck off, and stop being a fake ass twat.

Here's some songs for the normal people of the world to enjoy...
.Freak.

Some heads are gonna roll...

Fucking whatever...
People suck. Off with their heads!

Tunes

Sexxxy Legggs

Peggy!!
Get out from under that sheet!
I could tell it was you because of your distinctive skinny legs.
Come in from the cold, and stop freaking out the neighbors.

* Here are some tunes. Enjoy.