Can't read my pokerface.

When I grow up I want to be a grown up, and play cards, and drink n drive, and cheat on my wife, and give to the church, and spend my pay cheque on gambling, and get my legs broke by the mob, and.... ugh... just forget it. You don't understand me, I want a divorce! Oh wait - you haven't even asked me out yet... Meh...

Yo Dawg, Sawngs.