Saturday, October 27, 2012

Magic Potions?

That's not magic!
You fucking liar!
Now - fuck off, and stop being a fake ass twat.

Here's some songs for the normal people of the world to enjoy...

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Sexxxy Legggs

Get out from under that sheet!
I could tell it was you because of your distinctive skinny legs.
Come in from the cold, and stop freaking out the neighbors.

* Here are some tunes. Enjoy.

Resinous Glaze

Look what I went and gone n done did.
I made me a BandCamp page for my Gelatinous Resin electro-sample-experi-mental 'music'.
They're all free to download, but if you want a hand made CD bag, it'll cost ya a couple bucks. You don't want one of them anyways; just go and download some speaker testing/punishing audio I created a few years ago.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Erin O'Keefe...

...eaten by mountain rats? Hmmmmmm.....
That must've been fun.
I'd personally rather freeze to death on Mt. Everest for future climbers to indefinitely view the weird frozen face I pulled when finally kicking the bucket.

Grab some tunes, carry on with your day, and try not to think about Erin O'Keefe's demise.

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Bikini Babes vs. a Metallic Robot?

I wonder who would win that fight?
Oh wait, they're not fighting, they're smiling and laughing.
Bluh, just give 'em a few minutes... My bet is on the tag team women once they get sick of the big guy and turn mean.

While you're thinking about that, download my latest 'mix-tape'.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Mmmmm... Dessert.

....Yay, cherries. Crunchy cherries!
Enjoy the mix-tape for today.

Rock and/or Roll, or whatever...

Monday, October 01, 2012

...and a one, and a two; Kick!

"Hey girls, wasn't it soooo nice of G√ľnther to give us these gas masks tonight? Those soldiers stink!"
...and a three and a four; Kick!

OK, back to reality:
Yes, I know - Mondays suck. It's only because you're hung over from polluting your lazy assed self on the weekend with booze and/or crappy food. Keep that in mind this Friday...

Now, grab some loud music from my collection and turn it up.
Leave that TV off. That shit will rot your brain.

Some people stalk my blog.
I like that about them. :-)
You should too.