OMFG, Jesus sucks. lol

Have a bunch of songs that have nothing to do with religion or card tricks or magic... ...and while it's downloading watch this.

Great Ballz of Fireball-Z

...and for my next numbah I'm gonna put my boot to your head.

dwnld trcks mthrfckr
*photo by Ralph Eugene Meatyard (1925-1972)

...and while the zip file is downloading watch this:

Rawk out wit yr cawk out.

Grandma's house is fun!
She let's us have all the coke we want. Daddy's drink tastes different though 'cause he's a grown up. He get's the 'big boy' glass.

Get the party mix here.

Can you make me pretty?

I have nothing to say, so I won't say anything.
Grab some tunes.

I wants dat on da CDs tapes, not da cassettes tapes.

Let's pretend I still do a radio show.
These songs are what I would have probably played tonight.
...and you're lucky because you don't have to listen to me babble about the music to fill my on air quota of talk sets.
It's a win - win.

Get the rock and roll here.

Coz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man(nequin)

Put your head on straight honey because there is an important party tonight, and I have a lot of tupperware to sell...
Oh baby darling, doll faced honey... You're so special to me; for now.

- Guess what? I listened to more music, again.
Grab some.

I know life's a bummer baby...

...but that's got precious little to do with me.

Take a whiff of my pant leg!
Get me something to stop the bleeding.
I got a mind like a sieve.
I dunno, I dunno. We carry on.

A few stereo tracks right here for the taking from my personal collection.

Jesus loves me...

...this I know, because his penis tells me so.

It's crossed my mind, when I burn in hell for all my evil ways - do I have to wear pants? I heard it was warm there.
hrmmmmmm....
Here's some more rock n roll songs you may or may not enjoy. Why? um, because I couldn't get to sleep at a 'normal' hour last night. Two days, two 'mixtapes'. *yawn.

Can't read my pokerface.

When I grow up I want to be a grown up, and play cards, and drink n drive, and cheat on my wife, and give to the church, and spend my pay cheque on gambling, and get my legs broke by the mob, and.... ugh... just forget it. You don't understand me, I want a divorce! Oh wait - you haven't even asked me out yet... Meh...

Yo Dawg, Sawngs.

Let's play a game...

...it's been a long time for myself actually.
heh, whatever.
Here's another mix 'tape' of songs from my computer.
I'm actually in the process of transferring the remaining 5 or 6 hundred CDs in my collection to digital. Yeah, I'm crazy like that. & whoa, but I've a lot of shit that doesn't even show up in the online cddb. Typing is highly overrated for sure.
aaaaaannnywayzzzz...... enough about me, go listen to some other people's songs. (oh, I do play drums on one of these in this mix though. meh.)

Mary Brown got the puffiest Taters in town.

They're all crusty and covered in gravy too...
Mmmmmm.... salty.
Now enjoy some tunes and lick them fingers clean.
How do they smell btw?

Teeny tiny astronauts

Awww.... how cute.
That little space guy and his dumb flag would kinda fuck up everything if you needed to put a patch on your space suit though.
Whatever. Some Chunes for a Chooseday evening.

My Brain Hurts

It could be because I just spent hours looking at fractal designs and spiral images and listening to music.
I'm ok with that.
He's a sample of some of the tunes that crossed my ears while I was going cross eyed from the images I was staring at for hours.